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Let's Crack Gmail
(4/02/04)
This was funny a year ago. Not really.

 
Martha Talks
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Back When Irony Wasn't Funny

Everything I know I learned by ignoring military intelligence
By Agents Stahl and Solimini

Pentagon Blue Paper on The Effects of Military Budget Cuts
We can't kill nearly as many people as we could kill before...

Cappy Pig cooks the fat out of Communism. (Requires Shockwave and beer goggles to view)

Fear Your TV LostBrain pushes the limits of crappy animation

LostBrain's Picketing Guide
Make Ralph Nader Proud. Picket LostBrain-style. (In DHTML-O-VISION)


Eric Butterman Doesn't Write for Lefties

Used News
Smoking Causes Cancer!

Dr. Happyweed
or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Covet the Bong

 

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See Attached Zip File
(3/04/04)
This is not a Virus

Read the WorldCom Call Scripts! (3/03/04)
What to say when the SEC rings

The Rise and Fall of WorldCom (3/03/04) Illustrated in blistering 2-D

Needed: Naked Harvard Students
(3/01/04)
Pose for your new campus mag

Play the Oscars Drinking Game!
(2/27/04) No Shirley Temples!

The True Passion
(2/27/04)
The Lost Ending Revealed!

Save the Nation From Gay Marriage
(2/25/04) Submit to this test today.

ENRON Reborn! (2/20/04)
Now Called NORNE

Jack Stick Is Driven to Satisfy You
(2/19/04)
Reelect Jack Stick

A Nextel Tragedy
(2/18/04) Sparky is dead, but Mom's only a chirp away!

The Real Dirt on John Kerry
(2/13/04) Read it Here First!

MicroClinton
(2/12/04) The Smallest Big Democrat.

Exposed Body Parts
(2/11/04) Overexposed.

Intruder at the White House (2/10/04)
But the White House Security guards are on the job!

Pot for Sale
(2/9/04) Desperate for pot? Here it is.

How the CIA Ruined My Life (2/6/04) Lies! Damned Lies! and made up stuff!

No Check Left Unsigned
(2/1/04) Except your Unemployment check, slacker.

Don't Touch My Scotus
(1/29/04) It's closed.

Michael Jackson's Ice Cream
(1/28/04) It brings all the boys to the yard.

Mars needs Men
(1/27/04)
Lets put the lovin' back into that planet.

How Would You Punish Saddam?
(1/20/04)
Put him back in the hole!

The Media Medea Returns!
(1/16/04)
Get enchanted by her reviews

A Rose by Any Other Game
(1/15/04)
Famous sports heroes weigh in on Rose's hose job

The Air Marshal
(1/14/04)
Making the skies safe for groping.

Flash Saddam
(1/13/04)
The great game that's fun for the whole White House

Movie Review: Big Fish
(1/12/04) Quite a Catch

George W. Bush: What a great guy!
(1/12/04) The Whitehouse Performance Review

Help! I married Britney Spears! (1/05/04)
OnStar to the rescue!

Law & Order: Baghdad (12/18/03)
The DA can't get no relief!

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes
(12/17/03)
A LostBrain Exclusive

If I only Had WMDs (12/15/03)
Brandon Stahl's Holiday Wish

One Bad Ass COPier (12/11/03)
This photocopier has a death wish

We Make Contact (12/10/03)
Aliens visit earth. Incredibly well-endowed aliens

Fly Ted Airlines
(12/09/03) If I had my own airline...

What the hell is in this nog?
(12/08/03) The mystery revealed (yeah, the subtitle works twice.)

What We Know About Britney's Breasts
(12/05/03) The mystery revealed

Richard Gere's Ass Zoo
(12/04/03) The Legendary Children's Tale for all ages

Be Careful at the ATM
(12/03/03) Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of your PIN?

Middle Class Christmas Shopping
(12/02/03) When you can't afford what you really want

Winter Woods Scented Holiday Candles
(12/01/03) Holiday cheer that burns

The Car Dealer You Can Trust
(11/24/03) Honesty is his middle name

The Fat Cat in the Hat
(11/21/03) How The Cat Sold out

Stuart, Stuart & Banks
(11/20/03) The investment firm that won't jizz on your money.

No Joking Around at the Jacko Press Conference!

Tony Little and His Amazing Razor Wire Box
(11/19/03) Your path to wealth beyond your wildest dreams

Forget it, Santa
(11/18/03) What I want, you can't get me

Richard Nixon on Wartime Riches
(11/17/03) A special columist from hell

The Governator
(11/14/03) Programmed to govern, kill John Conner

Welcome to the Crowe's Nest
(11/13/03) It's high-seas adventure with the guy from down under

The MTV Cribs Sheet
(11/12/03) The script celebs use when pimping their wares.

Astro-Photography is Hard
(11/11/03) But I'm a damn good photographer

Reprehensible Behavior by the Moral Majority
(11/10/03) The Bad boys of the ole' boy network

George W. Bush, Evil Genius
(11/9/03) With no evil 'stache

The Reagans
(11/5/03) A story only Showtime could tell

Eat Those Mallomars!
(11/4/03) On Set With Steven Spielberg.

Didn't that Britney - Madonna Video Suck?
(11/3/03) Here's how to make it better.

Will We Ever Leave Iraq?
(11/2/03) Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

Toilet Humor Week, Day Five:
(10/31/03) Artie Lang's Toilet costumes!

Toilet Humor Week, Day Four:
(10/30/03) Don't fuck with Lee Iacocca's toilet

Toilet Humor Week, Day Three:
(10/29/03) J. Lo.'s demands

Toilet Humor Week, Day Two:
(10/28/03) Two toilets that will change your life

Toilet Humor Week, Day One:
(10/27/03) Ode to My Commode

Socially Unacceptable Behavior
(10/24/03) It feels so right

Please Move Back Downtown
(10/23/03) You deserve a more urban life!

My IM with Sean
(10/22/03) I was just online one night and he started writing...

Movie Preview: Radio
(10/21/03) Drink and poop with him

Did Steve Bartman Change History?
(10/20/03) This Lunatic Sports Columnist Wonders

Why Does God Hate The Cubs?
(10/17/03) You know he does

So We Were Wrong About Game 7
(10/16/03) But we're still dreaming of a Utopian future!

The Cubs Will Win Game 7
(10/15/03) And if not, we'll look like morons

Uncomfortable Situations
(10/15/03) We're not responsible for the sick crap you people write on this page

My Dinner With Gene Hackman
(10/14/03) He's only a bit intense

Tired of the Same Old Columbus Day?
(10/10/03) Tips fo a wicked pahty!

What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?
(10/10/03) Anyone got two Cubs tickets?

The HULK Goes to a Cubs Game
(10/9/03) NO PAY $5 FOR OLDSTYLE!

The Amazing Adventures of L'il Darren Baker!
(10/8/03) What trouble will he find next?

What would you do to see the Cubs win?
(10/7/03) OldStyle beer wants to know

How the Rush was Lost
(10/6/03) One day you're talking football and the next your career is over

Everyone's a Critic
(10/3/03) The wisdom of customer reviewers

Are You There, God? It's Me - Masturbating
(10/2/03) A touching story

Is Chipper Jones Hitting On Your Daughter?
(10/1/03) There's only one solution

HULK HATE BIG GOVERNMENT
(6/14/03) Movie Preview: The Hulk

I Banged Britney
Check out Justin Timberlake's Homepage, before we get sued.

Don't Bring Me Down... Bruce!
An Interview with the Boss, sort of

It's The EXTREME Worst-Case
Scenario Guidebook

Field tested by our editors
By Brandon Stahl

Play the Stock Market Drinking Game
Yeah, prepare yourself for lots of drinking

Richard Gere's Ass Zoo (Flash)
A poem that will make your heart flutter, and your anus pucker

WorldCom - Need We Say More?
Read the WorldCom call scripts
PLUS: Chart WorldCom's Downfall

Can You Hear Me Now? Good. (Flash)
Now can you feel the stun-gun, or the baseball bat? (flash)

Pedophiliac Priest Magazine
The one and only. Subscribe today!

Stop Farking With Us
Where's the Love?
by Brandon Stahl

Find Your Old Prison Buddies Online
Or track down that stoolie who ratted you out!

The 10 Commandments...
With Editorial Queries (funny if you're an editor, not funny if you're god)

Witness the Rebirth of ENRON
"I'm very skilled at laying pipe."
- Interim CEO, Walt Walterson

Who Will Be the Face of the Revolution?
I will! I will—for a cut of the profits!
By Travis Daub

What is Dick Hiding?
Do you really want to know?
By Ted Allen

Not Happy With Your Cable ISP?
Take LostBrain's Not@home service for a test drive

Bitter Little Bill
Microsoft on the Rocks: Judge Jackson and his plans for the MS breakup. Plus: An intercepted internal Microsoft Memo! and Bill's out of body experience.

Janet Renomargolis
Femme Fatale. Most likely Femme, that is.

The Mike Tyson School of Dentristry
Enroll Now, Get a Free Rack of Lamb

Verzon Wireless
Cellphones fry your brain, but our pagers tickle your groinal region.

Ain't it Cruel?
LostBrain Parodies AICN.com

The PENTIUM 4 ROAD TEST
An inside look at the microchip whose attorney's represent good in our battle against evil.


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I Banged Britney
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Don't Bring Me Down... Bruce!
An Interview with the Boss, sort of

Read LostBrain's Exclusive Interview with TOM CRUISE!
Well, kinda.

Penthouse Magazine
Closes Shop
We only read it for the pictures

Terminatorisms
The Wit and Wisdom of the Terminator

 

 




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