Baseball is War
(3/31/03) Bush had to go to war because the Rangers sucked.

Throw out that Anchor!
(3/28/03) LostBrain's Guide to the talking heads covering the war

The Maine Event
(3/27/03) Sick of war coverage, get away to freezing-ass Maine

So now what do we call French Canadians?
(3/26/03) Congress takes on the French

I Put the "Casual" in Casualties
(3/25/03) The speech Bush almost let slip

When War Gets in the Way of Oscar
(3/24/03) We think Chicago won, but we were busy watching CNN.

Anti-War Humor/ Pro-War Humor
(3/19/03) LostBrain's newest investigative reporter, a five year old, asks the tough questions of the country's biggest hawk and dove

War is so inconvenient
(3/19/03) What will you have to give up?

Polling the Populace
(3/19/03) On the eve of war, new poll shows that we're a bunch of freaking idiots

UNSCOM: Unemployed
(3/18/03) That guy cleaning your windshield, yep, probably a former weapons inspector

Drunk? Puke here
(3/17/03) Follow our advice and keep your shoes clean

Irish Stuff that is Good
(3/17/03) There's a running theme here. Booze. See if you can find it.

Name that Invasion!
(3/14/03) Give Bush and Rummy a hand, name their war for them

Two Texans Vie to Hit the 300 Mark
(3/13/03) Roger Clemens, Delma Banks, both on the road to 300

Deal With Your Anger
(3/12/03) A guide to what to break during your fits of rage

Uncomfortable Situations (3/11/03)  
I.E. You're a cannibal and the people you're staying with are vegetarians

There's only one way to liven up your Bar Mitzvah: Hire KISS (3/10/03)

What's the Frequency Saddam? (3/07/03)
What Saddam really said in his interview with Danny Rather

Guess What? You're moving to Iraq!
(3/06/03) Here's a handy guide to help you find a new home

Dare we ask: Are You Hot?
(3/05/03) Fill out this application now to be on ABC's hit new show!

EXCLUSIVE: Madonna's new kid's book
(3/04/03) Read excerpts right here.

Roadblock protocol
(3/03/03) A helpful script to ensure a safe and happy encounter with every terrorist.