April 2003

LaRouche in 2004 (4/29/03)
If this guy gets elected, we're stocking up on bread and water

Getting Testy
(4/28/03) Some last minute tips before you fail your SATs

Debating the NFL Draft
(4/27/03) Mel Kiper Jr. hashes it out with a starving Nigerian child

Jesus Built My Palm Pilot (4/25/03)
LostBrain takes a new PDA for a spiritual spin

The Devil Made Me Do it (4/24/03)
Ephedrine for life

Pining for Mike (4/22/03)
A few ways to pay homage to MJ

Suicideas.com (4/21/03)
The only way to die, now accepting VISA, Mastercard and AMEX

Girls Gone Not So Wild (4/18/03)
What would get you cut from a GGW video?

Desire. Determination. Heart. (4/17/03)
A closer look at the heart of Michael Jordan.

The New CNN (4/16/03)
With their ratings tumbling, CNN pulls out some changes.

Try on a new pair of Genes (4/15/03)
Decoding the human genome, one press conference at a time

Dear Webjournal (4/14/03)
The story of a poet, her boyfriend and her butthole boss

My Friend Sexy (4/10/03)
An essay by Chris Tomlin, about the love of his life

Celebrate the Liberation of Iraq
(4/9/03) Hear that? Iraq, Liberated. You believe us, right?

Think You Might Be Gay?
(4/8/03) Be sure. Get a colon exam.

We Want A Webby (4/7/03)
LostBrain's first press release

Fodor's Baghdad (4/6/03)
Romance, sand, dry heat and bomb shelters make Baghdad a vacation hotspot

Get in Glamour Magazine! (4/4/03)
Answer incorrectly, die.

Captain Awesome #1 (4/3/03)
The first rule of Oprah's Book Club is that you do not talk about Oprah's Book Clubs

The Pentagon News Herald
(4/2/03) If you're not getting your news from us, your life could be in danger--from us.

Technology of the Future!
(4/1/03) Stuff you'll never see, because you will be dead