*Leave Spy Information For Harry Knowles to Publish
on His Web site! Do His Work For Him!!!*

I, Darth Pick One: Maul Vader Sidious Jackson Franklin Delanor Drew Carey Splat Gong Sid Delicious Jerry Bruckheimer do solemnly swear that the super secret movie information I am about to provide to Harry Knowles is:

half truths and rumors.
the result of a really bad drug trip.
complete lies.
something I was forced to say by my Hollywood producer.
stuff I overheard while underneath Chris Columbus' coffee table.
pieced together from informative bathroom stalls.

Also, I promise on my Pick One: James Bond Laserdiscs collection of G.I. Joe Men collection of UberJuggs Magazine Al Roker that AICN.com is the first Web site to obtain this super secret Pick One: movie Review script review stock tip nuclear information info about Harrison Ford's next film role info about Carmen SanDiego's whereabouts

In return for this information, I realize I will get Pick One: absolutely no monetary compensation even though Harry earns $500,000 per year on banner ads alone. no credit for it. probably some kind of venerial disease. .

If I am lying, may I Pick All: take full blame for Harry's posting. suffer shame and scandal with all my friends. never have sex with a woman. be kicked out of my professor's film class. never star in another Tom Cruise movie again. .

Type your secret info below!
Please, no more submissions
about Ben Kingsley--nobody cares.

Pick One: Sincerely, Give me back my baby, Kiss off!, Live Long and Prosper,
Darth Pick One: Maul Sidicious Vader Jackson Luscious Candy Coated Marshmallow

P.S., I am aware that Harry is friends with: Pick One: Tarrantino Ridriquez Woo Salma Hayek Brian Singer Hans Christian Anderson