Write To Us

The editors of lostbrain.com encourage letters. Specifically venomous, mean, aggressively angry, hatefilled letters that insult our comedic talents, our writing abilities, our loved ones and/or relatives. If you find ways to attack our religion, that's an added bonus. After all, this is the age of e-mail, where people who were before too lazy to even lick a stamp can now write an electronic message and send it without losing a single calorie. We understand that there absolute idiots out there who somehow pulled together enough money to purchase a computer with a modem and web capabilities.

However, be aware that unless you specifically tell us not to, we reserve the right to publish your letter on our site and make fun of you. If you are offended and write a thoughtful letter about it, we probably won't make fun of you. If you are offended and threaten injury to us or start using phrases such as "bitch ass" we won't be so kind.

On that spirit, we also encourage thoughtful, kind, sensitive letters that we'll print out and post on our refrigerators. We'll tell our parents how nice it was for you to drop us an encouraging letter about the progress we're making on lostbrain. Examples of encouragement as follows:

"Dear lostbrain.com, You guys don't suck as half as bad as I was told you would. Thanks, and keep up the mediocre work."

OR

"Dear lostbrain, Is this really what you guys want to spend your free time on? Don't you have better things to do?"

To Contact Us:

To write a general letter of inquiry, contact lostbrain@lostbrain.com
Example of feedback lostbrain enjoys: If you wonder what would happen if you took Fred Savage's body and attached it to Pamela Anderson's head, go ahead and write lostbrain.

To speak with co-editor Travis, write travis@lostbrain.com
Example of feedback he enjoys: If you feel wronged by a society that has falsely imprisoned you for a crime you did not commit, Travis is your man. If you feel like jelly isn't the only thing that should be inserted into a donut, talk to Travis. If you feel that peace on earth and good will towards men is attainable, then take your business someplace else.

To speak with co-editor Brandon, write brandon@lostbrain.com
Example of feedback he enjoys: If you desire long, hot showers with the sexy stud known as Brandon, go ahead and write. The 5'5" muscle magnet is working out now, and has finally got his weight down to 235, his cholesterol near 350 and his women count to two on his arm every damn day of the week. He's started a campaign to get his nickname changed from "Stahl, as in Bathroom" to "Stahl, as in Stud." If you want to write him, be prepared to get some e-loving.*

To Speak with co-editor Eric, write eric@lostbrain.com
Example of feedback he enjoys: "Do you, like, make your own butter?" "Tell us again about how you skipped fourth grade." "Were you the 'after' model in that Paxil commercial?" "Why?"

*Note: Not responsible for the vomit that paragraph just induced*