Hulk Mad!

Liberals make Hulk Mad!

In a recent interview with LostBrain, The star of the new movie "The Hulk," the Hulk, recently shared a few controversial opinions on hot-button topics:

On Affirmative Action:
"Blacks need get job old fashioned way, not by stealing them from Hulk!"

On Abortion:
"Women who want abortion need have legs sown shut by Hulk!"

On women playing golf with men:
"Hulk club woman first before woman use club with man!"

On liberal media bias:
"Maureen Dowd need stop writing and get in Hulk's kitchen! Make Hulk Turkey dinner!!"

On using the confederate flag:
"Hulk keep flag in flatbed of '67 Chevy!"

On welfare:
"Government need stop giving to lazy people money! Hulk get mad at big government!!"

On illegal aliens:
"Mexicans only good for picking Hulk strawberries and waving around as weapons at bad guys."

On animal rights:
"Cat go squish when step on."

On funding to the National Endowment to the Arts:
"Hulk make artwork with skulls! Government no need pay Hulk for that!"

On global warming:
"Hulk make planet warmer after digesting anti-abortion protesters."

And finally, on gays:
"Rick Sanatorium have nice ass."

-Brandon Stahl