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2615 N.W. Brookshire Road Welcome.
We feature the best in exotic pets: This week, exclusive to our pet store:
HIV-Infected Monkey's Your
kids will have a great time with this little angel, as he will become
their new best friend while he slowly dies from AIDS. But before he goes, your new monkey will become your newest member of your family, sharing in all of your activites and using your bathroom facilities. As you play with him day in and day out, you will wonder how you ever lived without your monkey. Soon, all of your jealous neighbors will want an HIV-infected monkey of their own. And you can tell them, "I got mine at Sam's Pet Store." And that HIV he'll spread? Beautiful. SUPPLIES LIMITED! Act now. |
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