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You can help me prove I'm innocent.
Just follow these steps:
Memorize the following key points related
to my trial against the SEC. Chant them to yourself
every night before going to sleep. If you need to,
you can write them on 3 by 5 index cards using a scented
lavender marker. Subscribe to my magazine.
| • Martha did NOT
sell illegally sell shares of ImClone |
| • Martha did NOT
even know what ImClone was/is |
| • Martha THOUGHT
that ImClone was a cloning company, but she did
NOT want to clone herself |
•Even if Martha DID
want to clone herself using ImClone, she certainly
did not want her clone to have TWO
heads |
• And If Martha's two-headed
clone was produced by another cloning
company, the mutant clone DOES NOT
need human brains to survive |
| • Martha has NO IDEA
why her mutant-two headed clone has sprouted leaves.
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| • Bill Donaldson, Chairman
of the SEC, must be killed at any cost! Go now
for Martha! |
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