A Lostbrain Exclusive! Oprah's Blurbs

Lostbrain.com has recently uncovered the first set of cover blurbs for Oprah Winfrey's new magazine, tentatively titled "O". While this isn't as big as Drudge's latest "Drudge's Lose Weight and Feel Great" Shocker, we think it's pretty close

The Blurbs:

• Get Fat, Girl!
  
  
• Don't Worry About Your Weight, Girl!
  
  
• I Know Tina Turner
  
  
• I Danced With Tina Turner on the Oprah Show
  
  
• Tina Turner is black, get over it
  
  
• Fear God, Sinner
  
  
• 30 Reasons To Hate Men
  
  
• How To Buy Your Way Into Practically Anything
  
  
• How to Toy With Stedman Graham
  
  
• 30 Ways to Skin and Grill A Hog (while you're bathing)
  
  
• Your Spirit Isn't Spiritual Enough

-Brandon Stahl