Movie Preview: Radio!

Drink With Radio!

Play the Radio Headline Drinking Game

Newspaper writers have been drooling in anticipation of Radio, not for the movie, but for the clever, puntastic put down headlines they can generate. Thus, anytime you see the headlines:

"Turn off this Radio"
"This radio is broken"
"Radio: tune in, but soon you'll tune out."
"There's too much static, not enough music in this Radio."
• Take one drink

"Radio's song isn't worth listening to"
"Radio's music is too sickly sweet for even the most easy-listening channel"
"Radio plays the same tired song"
"Radio: put this movie back in the shack" [Headline editor admits: I got nothin']
• Take two drinks (headline writer takes three)

"Radio is the worst fucking film I've ever, ever seen. It's an absolute piece of garbage. I'd wipe my ass with it, but it would contaminate my butt cheeks. Christ, another five minutes of it and I'd shoot myself. No kidding."
• Take three drinks

"Radio: is music to my ears! "
• Drink yourself to oblivion, then say: "Fuck you, Joel Siegel"

Talk to Radio!

A conversation with Radio

On a tour to promote the movie, LostBrain sat down with the real-life Radio to find out how his life has changed since his life was turned into a movie.

Radio on his recent success:
"MY NAME IS RADIO! RAAAAADIIIIIIOOOOOOOO!"

Radio on how his life has changed:
"RADIO WANTS FRENCH TOAST!"

Radio on what he thinks about a movie being made about him:
"RADIO LOVE SUN RISES!"

Radio on if he still plays football:
"RADIO WANT FATHER CASTERLY TO STOP TOUCHING HIS MAGIC DIAL!"'

Radio on, wait, what are you talking about, Radio?:
"RADIO WANTS TO GO THE MOVIES! TAKE RADIO TO THE MOVIES!"

Radio on, Jesus, just calm down for a second and tell me what happened. I want you to know that you can trust me: "TAKE RADIO TO THE MOVIES NOW!"

Radio on, okay, just calm down and I'll take you to the movies. But first you have to tell me what Father Casterly did to you:
"STOP TOUCHING RADIO! DON'T TOUCH RADIO! YOU MAKE RADIO CRY!"

Radio on falsely accusing me of touching him, I mean, I swear to God, I would not touch a retard:
"FATHER CASTERLY TELL RADIO HE WILL KILL RADIO'S MOMMY IF RADIO BLABS! RADIO BLAAABED! NOW YOU KILL RADIO!!!"

Radio on just calming the fuck down Radio:
"RADIO HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

Radio on, uh, okay does someone in here know where Radio can go to the bathroom?:
"RADIO KNOW WHERE TO GO THE BATHROOM: IN HIS PANTS!"

Radio on, wait, Jesus, NO Radio!:
"HA HA HA HA! RAAAAADIIIIIIOOOOOOOO!"

Radio on officially putting an end to Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career:
"SHOW RADIO THE MONEY!"

- Brandon Stahl