Crash Test Dummies Die In Car Crash, Alanis Thinks It's Ironic

Canadian alternative band Crash Test Dummies, most famous for their hit "mmm mmm mmm mmm" in the earlier 90's, all died in a car crash en route to the 20-seat capacity venue, Screw Bar, in Wemaititupp, Iowa. Other 90's music icons were in shock. "It's hard to believe they could have bit it in a car crash considering what they named their band," said formerly-angry-now-nauseatingly-happy singer Alanis Morissette. "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?" Oasis lead singer Noam Gallagher agreed, "Yeah, that would be like our group dying in a flood, right?" According to those at the crash scene, CTD lead singer Brad Robert's last words were, "ahh ohh ehh blehh," a possible follow-up to their biggest hit or a possible grunting from his spleen spilling out of his rectum. Anthrax lead singer Scott Ian refused the interview.

-Eric Butterman