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Canadian alternative band Crash Test Dummies, most famous for their hit "mmm
mmm mmm mmm" in the earlier 90's, all died in a car crash en route to the
20-seat capacity venue, Screw Bar, in Wemaititupp, Iowa. Other 90's music icons
were in shock. "It's hard to believe they could have bit it in a car crash
considering what they named their band," said formerly-angry-now-nauseatingly-happy
singer Alanis Morissette. "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?" Oasis
lead singer Noam Gallagher agreed, "Yeah, that would be like our group dying
in a flood, right?" According to those at the crash scene, CTD lead singer
Brad Robert's last words were, "ahh ohh ehh blehh," a possible follow-up
to their biggest hit or a possible grunting from his spleen spilling out of his
rectum. Anthrax lead singer Scott Ian refused the interview.
-Eric Butterman
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