Published for the very first time...

When Madonna announced she was writing childrens' books, LostBrain had no idea she'd give us the advance
galley of her first work to show our audience. So, in the spirit of LostBrain having no ideas, here it is:

My name's Madonna and I have a children story better than Oz

It involves a little girl who could barely fit into my French bread-shaped bras

Her name was Princess Katie

The only princess who hadn't slept with Warren Beatty

Yet many thought she should be at Lamaze

Katie told her majesty, "Poppa, don't preach!"

Still the suitor's name he did beseech

Katie was insulted and did exit her land

With only what she could carry in her hands

Which was an autographed picture of Titus's Stacy Keach
Getting hungry, she was forced to join a cathouse

At least there they wouldn't inquire of a pseudo spouse

Still, they asked her if she was fat or not a virgin

When she said the former they called for the surgeon

Turned out she just needed the Fobi pouch!

-The End-