Shrek Sued by "If It Ain't Scottish, It's Crap!" Guy

It's getting ugly for one lovable ogre. Shrek, who found success last summer on the big screen, is now being accused of stealing his act from a small screen favorite. Scott McBlottoson, famous for saying "If it ain't Scottish, it's crap!," claims the animated character is a "thievin' bullocks licker." "Listen to that green ball of vomit!," yelled McBlottoson. "He sounds just like me. But he's not me. And he's not Scottish. But he is crap!" And McBlottoson is not alone in his inappropriate anger. "Austin Powers 2" star Fat Bastard and the "Head, Move!" guy from "So I Married an Axe Murderer!" also have cases pending.

-Eric Butterman