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I Banged Britney
Check
out Justin Timberlake's Official Homepage, before we get sued.
The Rad Boys!
(8/6/03) These
child molestors are not affiliated with SBC.
Learn How to Play Chess!
(7/31/03) Using B.
Lo. as your metaphorical guides
Movie Preview: Seabiscuit
(7/15/03) What
happened after the glory?
Terminatorisms
(7/14/03) You've
seen the movie, now buy the book.
Chantily Lace (7/3/03)
The Lost Lyrics
Those NASTY White House Call Girls
Redefining Compassionate Conservatism
with their hot bods
By Brandon Stahl and Erin Merz Stahl
Who's Your Baghdaddy?
The
many faces of Saddam
EXCLUSIVE: Madonna's new kid's book
(3/04/03) Read
excerpts right here.
Movie Review: The Emperor's Club
Kevin Kline saves
two films in two years
By Eric Butterman
Punish Me, Baby!
If you can't do the crime, don't
steal stuff from Saks
By Cara O'Flynn
Is Aerosmith Our Friend?
The greatest rock band of all time
sold out, or did they?
By Eric Butterman
Incredibly Late Movie Reviews
Still relevant in Japan, though
By Cheryl Solimini
The Spectacle of Laura Flynn-Boyle's Chest
Or, our review of Men in Black II.
By Cheryl Solimini
Fred Savage Love
This is Not About the Author's Love
for Fred Savage
ImMartha, President of Nigeria
She Needs Your Help
By Brandon Stahl
Michael Jackson's Elephantiasis
Merrick Doesn't Get Mad,
He Gets Even
 The
World's Special Little Boy
A
Look Back to When We All Sat in a Dark Room For Three Hours and
Dreamt of Fondling a Member of the Occult
Rolling Stones Still Alive:
Steel Wheelchair Tour Coming to a
Home Near You
Shrek Sued by Angry Scot:
Scottsman: Ogre is Crap!
"Good Times," Bad Budget:
$400-Million Epic Dyno-Might-not get made
Those Crazy White House Whores
Karen, Ari, Mary and Candy are
waiting to be your Deep Throat
 Talk
is Cheap
Actually, it's bankrupt.
What will Tina Brown do now that the Talk of the town is yesterday's
news?
Plus, Why
do we love to hate Tina Brown?
The Lord is no Wizard
Why the Wrong Short Guy Got Tickets
to the Oscars
The Five Oscar Forgot
Five Men, Five Women, No Oscar
Dame Judi Cinch
How to Confuse Helen
Hunt with Judi Dench
2002: See How Wrong We Were
Read our Oscar Predicitons
Madonna Didn't Have Sex Last Tuesday
Watched Law and Order, SVU instead
Crash Test Dummies Die In Car Crash
Alanis Thinks It's Ironic. Mmmm...
Barry White is Black!
Spectrometer is functioning properly
Captain.
Hot Photos!
Janet RenoMargolis, the
least downloaded woman on the planet
Send Ellen Back!
Cuba Wants more Lesbian Comedians
Rocky Mountain Lowe!
Swank's Hubby Gets the Gold
Two Points of View
An Exclusive interview
with
Julia Roberts'... Breasts
2000: Oscar Predictions (This Was
Funny When It Was Relevant)
"I Absolutely Loved Watching 'Patch
Adams'"
and other lies film critics
have muttered while guns were pointed at their families
Exclusive! The Stories That Will Fill
the Pages Of Oprah's Magazine!
Holy Fucking Crap This is a Big Deal!
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