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Movie Preview:
Freddy Versus Jason

What the critics have to say:

"Better than an evening spent dining on my roommate’s entrails."– Gene Schalt

"I just saw ‘Grind,’ and now I’m ready to kill a bunch of pubescent teenagers."—Leonard Maltin

"I’d give it two thumbs up, but Roeper bit them off during the opening sequence."—Roger Ebert

"This movie reminds me of what I'm going to do to Gray Davis. Hasta La Vista, Baby. I'll be back. I'm the Terminator. I'm going to Terminate him. Are you getting my jokes yet?" — Arnold Schwarzenegger

"After seeing this move, I’m sure of it now. I’m gay." – Tom Cruise

Inaccuracies:

Summer Job
Freddy and Jason NEVER worked together at a bowling alley when they were in college.

Stunts
Greco-Roman wrestling is particularly unsafe when attempted in a vat of human blood.

Chopsticks
Chopsticks should always be firmly held by the thumb and forefinger, never with the eye socket.

Rump Roast
Rump Roast requires 2-3 hours to properly cook in a conventional oven. It cannot be cooked in 12-13 seconds with a flamethrower.

Transportation
Neither Freddy nor Jason is licensed to pilot a chopper.

- Travis Daub

 

- Travis Daub