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Movie Profile:
Jerry Bruckheimer's
Pirates of the Caribbean

What the critics have to say:

"Galleons of fun for the whole family!" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"Don't sea it alone!" - Joan Bunke, The Des Moines Register

"Worth every buckaneer!" - Leonard Maltin, LeonardMaltin.com

"Arg, give me your booty" Queen Latifah

"There's just something about the words 'poop deck'" - James Mann, The Oregonean

"If I was a man, I'd stick my penis in it" - Betty Smith, WKAL Radio

Innacuracies:

Pirate Gold
True pirates of the Caribbean didn't plunder gold or pillage. Instead they invested heavily in the bond market and stored their assets in off-shore accounts.

Transportation
Sure, it makes for cool stunts, but Pirates did not fly around in "choppers."

Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is not a pirate, nor was he alive in the 17th century.

Blackbeard
Blackbeard was not an equal-opportunity employer.

- Travis Daub

 

- Travis Daub