Tom Hank's World War III Memorial

Hi, I'm Tom Hanks, otherwise known as the guy who gets way too much social pull for winning two Oscars.

I know in the past I may have overstepped my boundaries, asked you to give money to causes that were disproportionate to the amount I was willing to give myself, but this time it's actually important. I've consulted with a reliable 390-pound psychic named Nora who told me World War Three is just around the militant corner. I realize the reason the World War Two Memorial I pleaded for had such little public backing was because I waited until after the war happened to plead for it. I won't make the same mistake twice.

If each American who will be left alive after World War Three could please donate $100 to the Memorial then we could properly honor the memories of those who will be killed. Nora did mention there was a 40 percent chance that after World War Three currency as we know it would actually change to another form. If this happens, could all the people who will be left alive after World War Three please donate 100 magenta Lee Press-on Nails to the Memorial?

America, let’s do our best to honor the memories of those who will die in the future. And, look for my upcoming, profitable HBO Special on shuttle Columbia, "From The Earth To Space But Not Quite Back To The Earth." Thank you.