Hi, I'm Wade, Lostbrain.com's severed head and spokesperson. The editors have asked that this section of lostbrain, "bathe with us", exist solely to keep readers informed of site progress, updates and jokes that are simply too randy to place on the main page, and they asked me to be the person to relay the information to you.

Additionally, they asked me to provide with you a tour of the site, as well as give away game tips to popular games on Sega Dreamcast.

I pronounce this editorial order as pure hogwash. Instead, I'm going to take the time to talk about pure alpine spring water. You see, a wonderful company called "Crystal Geyser" has bottled pure alpine spring water to sell directly to you in your favorite bagel shop. The water has zero calories, sodium or fattening carbohydrates. In fact, I drank a bottle yesterday and my skin has never had such a remarkable shine. So, next time you're out getting a bagel or hanging with a friend in a bagel shop, be sure to buy a bottle of pure alpine spring water, bottled by Crystal Geyser.

Sincerely,

Wade
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