Children: They're great!
Family: Those are great,
too. We need more families.
Combining family with children:
I am excited about that combination!
Jobs: I love jobs!
Taxes: No! Make me angry!
I hate taxes! Grit my teeth!
Combining taxes with family
and children: [checks with his advisors] No,
that make me angry, too!
Taxing jobs: [doesn't check
with advisors] No! Jobs should not be taxed!
Being told that jobs are already
taxed, and the state's economy would completely
fall apart if that ceased: I love children!
Education: It's just education,
right? You're not talking about taxing education?
[checks with advisors] Okay, I love it! We need
more of it!
Immigration: [checks with
advisors] Free slurpees for everyone!
Arnold's Campaign Button
You've Got Questions?
Rumors persist that Arnold won't answer the
tough questions. That is absolutely not true.
Questions Arnold has answered, and would be willing
to answer again:
• "Arnold, what do you think
of love?"
• "Arnold, if you had to choose
between living and dying, would you live?"
• "Arnold, how do you spell
your name? Or is that question too hard?"
• "Arnold, if you had to say
that one character would represent you when you're
elected, would it be the hero from Total Recall,
the hero from "Commando" or the hero from "Kindgerten
Cop?"
• "Arnie, do you remember me,
I'm Pat O'Brien!? From Access Hollywood!"
• "Yeah! I look great,
don't I? Would you like to French Kiss me, Arnie?"
• "Arnie, would you mind saying
that line from Kindergarten Cop? You know, "It's
not a tumor!"
• "Uh huh. No. Say it RIGHT,
dammit! Don't say it like such a fucking fag."
• "Why the hell can't
you say it right? It's the only fucking reason
I'm voting for you stupid asshole!"
Arnold's Past and His Vision
for the Future:
I came to America with empty pockets
but big dreams and big muscles. I worked hard
and became Mr. Universe, and then became a big
movie star. Then I got married and had four kids.
That's it. That's all there is to
tell you. Nothing else to say.
When I become Governor, I will to
do what is right for Californians.
That's all you really need to know.
What more do you people want?
Look at the alternative -- you either
vote for me, a guy with no plan, or vote to keep
a guy in office who's plan has made the state
the laughing stock of the country.
Suddenly it doesn't seem so bad
that I triple teamed a 17-year-old in the laundry
room of a Best Western, does it?
