Each Domino's Pizza restaurant uses only the only the best pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms and tomatoes for their pizzas. And as each one of our employees is putting these delicious pies together, they're firm in their belief that God's children shouldn't murdered while still in the womb.

We're committed to hiring a diverse, God-fearing, life-loving workforce. If you are considering an abortion while ordering a Domino's pizza, tell our Domino's representative taking your order. He or she will informing you of the options available to you that don't involve ripping your unborn child from your womb in a painful, sometimes deadly procedure that will likelyleave lasting reproductive health damage.

Once you're convinced, a Domino's delivery driver will bring you the best tasting pizza you've ever had, and then immediately take you to the nearest Catholic Families group, where you'll be welcomed as part of their family — as soon as you decide that keeping the baby or giving up it up for adoption are the choices God wants you to make.

Stay with us here: The government won't allow us to inject our pizzas with chemicals that would convince you that abortion is murder, and they also say it's illegal to stalk and threaten abortion doctors. Fine. Be that way. But they didn't say we couldn't deliver the best tasting pizzas to anti-abortion demonstrators barracading the entrance to abortion clinics. Those protesters will be well fed and won't be going anywhere for awhile. So why don't you keep your baby, and come out and join our protestors for a great tasting Domino's pizza?

We are the only pizza chain -- heck, corporation -- in the United States that is this devoutly pro-life, funneling billions of dollars into intense pro-life lobbying efforts and subliminal messaging ad campaigns. This business philosophy is why God has blessed our restaurants.

Our love of life is why our pizza's taste so great.