How to Spend Your Saturday

Come and visit Illinois' famous Frank Lloyd Wright Home and Studio!

People from around the world come to marvel at this Mecca of
architecture and groundbreaking design!

Hear such conversations like:

"Wow, this is a, uh, really cool house."

"Geez, and, um, neat floors."

"Um, the roof is, uh... tiled, too."

"Wow! Are those the new Altoid Strips!?"

"Really, can I have one?"

"Please?"

"Come on, it's not like there's only one left in the tin."

"Well, there's no need to be rude about it."

"Oh Christ, I thought we were over this. Do we really need to have this discussion here?"

"Look, I thought we could maybe just wait a year or two."

"Because I don't see the need to rush into getting a vasectomy."

"Could you please not say that so loud?"

"No, it's not that I want more kids. Do we have to do this here?... It's just that, well, I don't want to... I'm just not..."

"YES! THAT'S EXACTLY IT! I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE SHOOTING BLANKS DAMMIT!"

"Don't tell me to keep my voice down."

"Well what's wrong with our birth control?"

"No, because I don't think there's any chance of you getting pregnant, unless you just 'happen' to forget to take your pill again."

"My fault? My fault? How is that my fault!"

"Because they give me a rash. You know that."

"I am not being a baby."

"You're the cocksucker."

"I can't believe you would actually talk to your parents about this."

"I listen. I listen!"

"Oh no, please don't cry. Not here."

"Of course I respect your feelings."

"Of course I value your opinion."

"Okay, fine, I'll get the vasectomy, will that make you happy?"

"Yeah, Burger King for dinner sounds great."

-Brandon Stahl