Are you obsessed with taking quizzes?

TAKE OUR QUIZ!

1. It's a Friday evening and you want to go out, but your guy wants to stay in. Do you?

a. Go out and take the girls with you?
b. Compromise by ordering take out and getting a movie on pay-per-view?
c. Lock yourself in the bathroom and complete the last ten Cosmo teen quizzes?

2. You pass a newsstand and the cover of Cosmpolitan asks, "Do you take good care down there?" You find yourself:
a. Insulted that any self-respecting woman would pause to even consider answering such a derogatory question
b. Casually paging through the magazine, but you won't actually buy it.
c. Grabbing the magazine in an insane panic and rushing out the store believing you have possession of the one piece of literature that will finally cure your poor vaginal grooming habits.

3. You just got terrible news: both of your parents were murdered by an axe-wielding psychopath. You immediately:
a. Break down into uncontrollable tears
b. Vow to hunt down the psychopath and torture him with candles and tweezers.
c. Continue taking the quiz: "Does he act like a Romeo or the guy next door?"

4. You're at a co-ed shindig and someone suggests a game of spin-the-bottle. You:
a. Run to get an empty soda bottle.
b. Wait to see what everyone else thinks
c. Are at home taking our quiz! Take our quiz! Take our quiz!

5. In your continuing quest for greater knowledge, wisdom, inner peace and self-improvement, have you recently pondered:
a. Your boy's IQ?
b. How well you know your holiday Hors D'oeuvres?
c. Your lip-gloss flavor?

6. If x/y = 3 and x = 12, then x - y =
a. Sport your new cute hat and scarf that you've saved for an occasion just like this.
b. Bump into your crush in the bleachers with a thermos of hot chocolate and a blanket big enough for two.
c. 8.

7. Do you think there is a need for Medicare reform?
a. Yes
b. No
c. What the hell is this doing here?

8. Excuse me, but my family and I are homeless and have not eaten in days. Would you mind sparing a little change so that we might eat tonight?
a. Someone at school has been spreading nasty rumors about you. How do you deal?
b. The most popular girl at school is throwing the biggest bash of the year, but there's a minor problem -- you're not invited! What do you do?
c. Uh oh! Your new 'do looks hot, but it's raining outside! How do you play the situation?

9. What do you think of this article so far?
a. It's great! What a scathing comment on our glamour-magazine obsessed and superficial society
b. It's okay. Honestly, I'm not sure what the writer is getting at, and it's not really funny.
c. I'm sorry, but could rephrase that in the form of a quiz-like question? How about asking me "you're reading an article about quiz obsession and your husband wants sex, do you:"

10. How long will you continue to read an article that exhausted its joke long past the third question?
a. I stopped reading at question 5, but did skip here to see how it ends.
b. I kept reading until the end because I have nothing better to do at work.
c. For the love of God please just tell me my score.