Welcome to my home on the World Wide Web.

For years I have been placing inanimate objects in various stages of sexual gratification and passion, and snapping candid, erotic photos of them.

I have amassed a gallery of thousands of pictures, most of which are on my bedroom ceiling, watching me as I fall asleep at night, greeting me as I awake in the morning.

After long last, I am sharing a select amount of my photos with you.