Welcome to my home on the World Wide Web.

Are you as turned on by homosexual sex as I am? At night, I dream of two strong, vulnerable men dressed in angel costumes devouring each other with passion.

I was unable to find two dolls dressed in angel costumes, but I thought these came close:

Observe as the figure on the left grips his partner, wanting to never let go, while on top of a frilly table cloth.

This, I believe, is inanimate passion in its rawest form.

This ends my tour. But please, return to the beginning.

Or visit Dairy Queen's homepage.

-Brandon Stahl