Whatcha Gonna Do When the Hulkster Runs Wild on You?

1. Do not panic. The Hulkster will sense your fear and act rashly.

2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the Hulkster may have the ability to read your mind, and will probably want to act out any actions you think of. Therefore, try to avoid mental images of the Hulkster forcing you to perform oral sex on him or eating you.

3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the Hulkster to leave you alone. If he declines, run away. The Hulkster is old and immobile.

4. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic Hulkster may get the message.

5. Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort, as the Hulkster is too old to survive your attack. Go for the Hulkster's eyes (if it still has any), or his spine, or his knees, or his groin. If you choose this option, record your actions on video and send your audition tape to WWE's Third Season of Tough Enough.