If One Day You Feel Like...

If one day you feel like crying


Torture a puppy. It always brightens my day
If one day you feel like running away

Grow the fuck up! You’re not a damn kid anymore.
If one day you want to call a phone sex hotline.

Go ahead. Just make sure you use someone else’s phone.
Do lots of drugs.

Smoke a lot of dope

Life sucks! The only way to get through it is stoned and stupid.

I smoked some deep chronic one day, and it made me flip out. I dreamt I was
narcissistic tennis ball.

Who’s arms fell off.

Run away! Run away! The tennis ball men are coming to get you!!!!!!

SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY ANNOY
YOU BY WASTING YOUR TIME WITH STUPID FUCKING EMAILS.

-Chris Enstrom

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