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Easing the Blockage

OFFICIAL MEMO
Center City Police Department
TO: All law enforcement professionals
FROM: Henry Barker, Deputy Chief of Police, Center City
RE: Roadblock

This memo is to alert all personnel in Center City precincts 24-32 of a multi-area roadblock enforceable as of March 14. As you know, current events have brought about a major change in security on all levels. This is why Center City has been asked to conduct routine checks of all motorists coming in and out of "potentially dangerous" areas. In order for the Center City Police Force to effectively move motorists through quickly and with ease, the city commissioner has requested all law enforcement officers assigned to the roadblock this weekend to adhere to the following scripted protocol when questioning motorists. It is our sincere hope that by using these simple guidelines, the CCPD will be able to more closely examine and determine threats to our community and country. Please adhere to the following
script when approaching the driver of a stopped vehicle:

Quick Reference:

ONCE AUTOMOBILE IS STOPPED:
Officer: "Hello (sir/ma'am). I am officer _______ and I have asked you to stop your (car/truck) to ask you a few questions."

WAIT FOR MUTUAL GREETING

Officer: "I hope you don't mind my taking a look at the contents of your (car/truck) to ensure that you have not been drinking or carrying any harmful substances."

OBSERVE CONTENTS OF PASSENGER SEAT/BACK SEAT

Officer: "(Sir/Ma1am), I have (discovered/not discovered) this(suspicious/unsuspicious-looking) object in your (car/truck)."

IF APPLICABLE, POINT/GESTURE TO OBJECT

Officer: "What is this?"

WAIT FOR RESPONSE

Officer: "(Sir/Ma1am), do you realize that this object is (dangerous/safe)?"

WAIT FOR RESPONSE. IF MOTORIST ANSWERS "YES":

Officer: "You (should/should not) have this object."

IF MOTORIST ANSWERS "NO":

Officer: "Well it (is/isn't)."

WAIT FOR RESPONSE

Officer:"I am now going to (take this object/leave this safe object) in your car. Do you realize that owning this object can (cause your arrest/have no negative impact)?"

WAIT FOR RESPONSE

Officer: "Thank you for stopping. You may now (go/go to jail)."

 

-By Chris Tomlin

 

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