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Two Texans go for 300
Milestone
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| Delma
Banks |
Roger
Clemens |
299:
Number of people executed before him in Texas since
death penalty reinstated |
293:
Number of major league victories he owns |
Alleged Weapon:
Gun |
Proven Weapon:
Gun |
Alleged Crime:
Shooting someone in the head |
Almost Proven Crime:
Throwing at Mike Piazza's head |
Been on Death Row for:
23 years |
Been on mound for:
19 years |
Major Problem:
Lawyers and witnesses may not have completely
done their job |
Major League Problem:
He's old enough to have
babysitted the Red Sox GM |
Majorly Sucks: Unless
stay of execution becomes permanent, we're gonna have
to watch Texas celebrate
one more potentially wrongful death |
Majorly Sucks:
Unless he starts pitching badly, we're gonna have to
watch the Yankees celebrate one more thing |
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