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Introducing the
Powerstack 5000
The Frank Lloyd Wright House
An architectural
marvel, but no Altoids allowed.
Pagers are Safer
Protect
your Groin
The LostBrain Classic:
Richard Gere's Ass Zoo.
How to Fix a Dirty Mouse
Using only brute
force and fire
Anyone have a PIN?
Don't get scammed at
the ATM!
Prepare for Erotica
Prepare for
Elizabeth Taylor
Schedule No Meeting before 10:30 A.M.
Lest we
miss Spongebob
The Office of Change Management
Helping your business do its
business.
Handling Your New Bitch
How to get the most
out of your new "friend"
How To Properly Wear Your Flag Pin
Don't leave home
without it
The Jittery Spinning Head of Norman Moss
LostBrain Shows UP the NY Review of Books, again.
Turn towards God,
Turn
away from Jim Carrey
Chances Are, Your Job Sucks
Let LostBrain count the ways
Uppity Women Can't Be Trusted
As these old-timey posters prove
Technology of the Future!
(4/1/03)
Stuff you'll never see, because you will be dead
Captain Awesome #1
The first rule of Oprah's Book Club is that you do not talk about
Oprah's Book Clubs
Think You Might Be Gay?
Be sure.
Get a colon exam.
My Friend Sexy
An essay by Chris Tomlin, about the love of his life
Dear Webjournal
The story of a poet, her boyfriend
and her butthole boss
Jesus Built My Palm Pilot
LostBrain takes a new PDA for
a spiritual spin
There's only one way to liven up your Bar
Mitzvah: Hire
KISS
Break Stuff!
A
guide to what to break during your fits of rage
Introducing the Soapy Dick Pill
Nudity
Inside!
Drunk? Puke here
(3/17/03) Follow
our advice and keep your shoes clean
Irish Stuff that is Good
There's
a running theme here. Booze. See if you can find it.
Name that Invasion!
Give
Bush and Rummy a hand, name their war for them
UNSCOM: Unemployed
That
guy cleaning your windshield, yep, probably a former weapons inspector
The Maine Event
(3/27/03) Sick
of war coverage, get away to freezing-ass Maine
Thomas Edison: Puppy decapitater
(2/25/03)
Like it was going out of style!
It's tough to be the new kid
(2/24/03)
Here are some tips that should help.
Dyslexic Sex Education
(2/19/03)
Learn how to kcuf and kcus. srekcuf.
The WalMart Employee Newsletter
(2/17/03)
Be happy helping us take over the world. Always.
Maxim Does Movies
Upcoming movies based on Maxim Magazine
Thanksgiving: What if...
What if the Indians had conquered
the pilgrims?
The EXTREME Worst-Case Scenario Handbook
Reccomended reading for
anyone who wants to live
Play the Stock Market Drinking Game!
Finally, something to do
from 9:30 A.M.
to 5 P.M Eastern Standard time!
 It's
Everywhere You
Want to Shoplift
Apply for the new VISA S-L card
- By Barbara Goodwin
Answer This Important Survey
But please, first attach
the electrodes
- By Diane Bullock
Pull Up the Grassroots
An exclusive guide to picketing
by Paul Dailing
I'm an Ass With a Capital A. by
Brandon Stahl
Eric Has alot of time on his hands, here's what
he does with it
Rex Farmer, rogue farmer, enjoys porn, your daughters,
and rogue farming, somewhere in that order.
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