Yes, But Is It Mac Compatible?

Introducing the Ergotouch 3400

The world's most ergonomic, comfortable keyboard.

The Ergotouch is unlike any keyboard you've ever used. It is the answer to those looking for the perfect combination of comfort and style. In fact, the Ergotouch is the answer to all the questions you may have ever had about keyboards.

I'm suffering from Carpal Tunnel, will this keyboard help me?

Yes. The Ergotouch 3400 is for you. Our design allows for maximum hand and wrist comfort and is perfect for those suffering from Carpal Tunnel.

Great, but I want my keyboard to look stylish and professional, will it do that?

Yes. Look no further than the Ergotouch. It has been designed to fit right at home in any office environment.

Can the keyboard plug into my Mac?

Yes. Whether you have a Mac or PC, you can use the Ergotouch.

But I have a Mac.

Yes. I just said that. It will plug into a Mac.

Because lately I'm having problems running my keyboard with my Mac.

I just answered that. Yes, it runs with a Mac.

Okay, but can the keyboard sense when I'm in pain and then adjust itself accordingly when I'm running it with a Mac?

Um, no.

So it won't run with a Mac?

No, it will run with a Mac. It won't sense your pain and adjust itself accordingly.

Oh. Well that's disappointing. Okay, but say a co-worker makes fun of me for buying a Mac and I shoot him in the back. Can the keyboard run with a Mac while taking out the bullet and cleansing the wound?

What? No! Why did you do that?

So you're saying it won't run with a Mac?

No. It runs with a Mac. You shot your co-worker?

Yes. So, say I need a keyboard to help type a fake suicide note, would that keyboard run with my Mac and type up the letter?

Yes.

Great! It'll type up the suicide letter?

What? No!

Oh, just great. Now it won't run with a Mac?

[No Answer]

Hello?

I don't think I want to answer anymore of your questions. I'm leaving.

Wait, just one more: say I typed up that faked suicide note on the keyboard. That would make the keyboard an accomplice, right? So the keyboard would go to prison with me?

Uh.

Unless it wanted to help me cover up my co-workers untimely suicide, right?

Um.

What does the keyboard think about Mexico? If I brought it Mexico, would it still run with a Mac?

No. No this keyboard does not run with a Mac. Use another keyboard. This one is not and has never been Mac-compatible.

Dammit. Why didn't you say so in the first place?