Naked City Personals

SWM, lactose intolerant, hostile to legumes, protracted violent outbursts with crustaceans, especially after tank immersion. Numerous trophies in archery, wrestling and weigh-lifting; purchased at estate sale. Seeking companionship, gender unimportant, prefer upright stance. Enjoy frequent trips to the lavatory, foraging for desiccated gum fragments and lite shoplifting.

MOVE ON OVER TO EASY STREET: s/bi/tri B&W Whore monger, 39, enjoys city and country mongering; Sunday drives and M-Sat drives. I also dig on Euclidean discourse when I'm wailing on your ass. Looking for deficient female with low esteem, high rump -- age/race/chromosonal gender unimportant. If you're a companion with whom I can share a comfortable silence (deaf mute a plus) then forward 500 hundred dollars as good faith. Video a must. And please, no ego trippers (catatonics always receive a fast reply). And remember, I'll always be there for you; it's always for you, it's all about you.

SWM -- Child Progidy, 11, Post-doctoral fellow looking for SW or Bi (Jimmy the bus driver says bi is good) Female, age unimportant but must look at least 17 and enjoy R-Rated movies. Must not be squeamish about lab spleen dissections, flatuence or nasal froth au lait. So hey, miss babe, if you're unconcerned about the contraindications of glucose-induced euphoria we can leave the correct Eggcream ratios of syrup to seltzer to milk to the necktie militia. Would also like to be initiated into any feminine mystique you might have (Jimmy says I should check this first) so you can bring out the dog in me.

SWF-society matron, 79 years young,, thrice-dvorced, financially comfortable, enjoys winding amongst the lush gables of the Amalfi coast, sipping champagne to the earthen rays of a Sonoran sunrise and daily colonics.. Looking for a SWM , 29 or under, with gluteus hollows so deep you may hold the morning Sevruga without it running off the curves of your graded haunches. As my passion and respirator is unleashed, you will take my convulsive nakedness to a bath of nasal-clearing eucalyptus and primrose, where you, of stout member and liver function, may partake in oil of wormwood, a forbidden potion of desire that will leave you sentient for me and temporarily blinded for you.

M-derilict looking. Motherfucker!. someone with cart to help with my shit fucking fucker. Looking to expand. Good start-up seed money half of pension fund left . Gots lots of shit.fuck fuck you fucker Cardboard skills. Powergrid capabable. Syndrome you fucker Good corner. 275 a day average cash/scrap/salvage/antiques summer/winter meds no meds fucker fucking fucker Ad only took half days take. Will take Man or Woman or big dog. Not looking for below waist. Not seen my guy stuff for a while wearing fourteen pairs of pants three heavy wool blankets duct taped wrapped. So far nothing come soaked- through 9 years now. Apply corner 59 street near park. Wearing red rose white gardenia plastic ficus porkpie hat grey fedora fiberglass insulation. Ask for Spartacus you fucking fucker fucking you know who you are I am stand up and be counted I am Spartucus fucker. Medical dental Roth IRA Chase Manhattan. Former Bronxville CPA Fucking fucker!

- Mark Grinberg