Design:

Ask yourself: Is my money good enough for this computer? Am I worthy? We doubt it.

We're going to send a team of appraisers and evaluators to your residence to determine whether or not you're a qualified buyer. You'll be tested and graded in 4 key areas. Examples of the evaluation process are:

Measuring Your Coolness Factor:

• Do you look good in sunglasses?
• Was your house designed by a German architect who lived between 1890 and 1925?
• How much stainless steel do you own? (in metric tonnes)
• Have you ever considered living anywhere other than Stockholm, Berlin, Paris, or Manhattan?

Gauging Your Intelligence:

• Who is your favorite director? Fellini or Fellini after he turned 50?
• To you, does "CD" mean Compact Disk or Christian Dior?
• Have you ever been made to be a fool in a public place?

Note: Ownership of the movie "Zoolander" on DVD represents instant forefit of your purchasing rights.