A Technical Marvel

Few people can even comprehend what makes this computer so powerful, least of all our marketing department, so instead we'll just offer up some empty statistics and hopeful promises. You're not really going to use ths thing for anything more than opening word documents and browsing the web anyway, right? Do you use Google? Man, that's a great search engine. It's really fast, especially on this hadware!

The Powerstack 5000 is the fastest personal computer in the world, no contest. It's not even worth doing a comparision. Why? Because this machine comes complete with a hard disk, a processor*, and get this: it can hold lots of ram. Ram is the stuff your kid is always telling you it's important for a computer to have, and this one has it in spades. In fact, this computer can hold more ram than exists in the known universe. Start buying now, because you'll never completely fill this puppy with ram. How much ram does it take? You can't count that high, so stop asking.

Special Section for Old People
Old people, stop watching Diagnosis Murder for just a few minutes and try to comprehend this: This computer has at least 3 times as much power as the computer that was used to compose the theme song to Miami Vice. Using this vast trove of processing muscle, you'll be able to word process and browse the internet faster than ever before. Oh yeah, you can also store your recipes on the hard drive.

* Based on the powerful Pentium 4 processor