| Stalin's corpse was reanimated
when radioactive vodka spilled into his casket
Revived, Stalin now has special radioactive
powers coupled with an insatiable desire to see
downspouts flowing at full efficiency!
Radioactive Stalin can grow 4x taller than your
house, giving him easy access to your roof and
gutters.
Your gutters will remain clean for 5 years, or
Radioactive Stalin will make sure someone pays!
Frisbees, toy planes, baseballs, or any other
items Radioactive Stalin finds in your gutters
are his to keep.
Radioactive Stalin will show the
muck in your gutters no mercy. He is both disgusted
and disappointed by your filthy gutters.
Though Radioactive Stalin is very large and powerful,
he still prefers to travel using his "Rascal"
portable electric scooter.
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