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Including favorites like: My name is the Terminator. People call me the Terminator. Life is like a box of chocolates, until I crush it with my hydraulic-powered fingers. I have to do the best with what the killer robots from the future gave me. There's only so much fortune a man really needs, because it's all worthless after the nuclear apocalypse. Stupid is as stupid forgets to reload. You can tell a lot about a man by looking at his shoes, or by ripping off his head and examining his spinal fluid. My mamma always told me, "Terminator, you are a cybernetic killing machine sent back in time to assasinate John Connor. Never let anyone tell you differently."

 

-Travis Daub