Introducing Winter Woods
Scented Holiday Candles

Family. Tradition. Scented Candles.

For most people, these three things define the Holiday season.

So, here at Winter Woods, we strive to create new
and exciting scents every year—
never replicating last year's magical odors.

We're dedicated to making your house smell like the holidays.

Of course, we ran out of scents like "Apple Spice," "Cherry Spice," and
"Orange Spice" years ago.

So now we just go where your imagination takes us.

Introducing our 2003 collection:

Mary and Joseph rode one to the inn.
Now you can smell one in your den.
(please note, this candle smells
like human ass, not the animal)

 

You gave him money on the street, now
invite his stench over for tea and muffins!

 

An amazingly difficult scent to mimic

 

If you've never smelled a dead snake
in a jar, then you don't know what the
holidays are all about.
Bring this lovely
scent home to your family today!

- by Travis Daub