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Overview
(o)  main details
( )  not so main details
( )  cast and crew's phone #'s
( )  cast's average shoe size
Awards & Reviews
( )  dino-what?
( ) poorly written amatuer film critic reviews
How can you possibly watch this movie without Ebert's opinion?
(X) We Love Walter Disney
1001 Reasons Pauline Kael hates this movie
(X) VH1 Movie Awards & Nominations
Quotes From The Movie (Impress Your Date!)
(X) Movies about movies about sex
( ) Walter Matthau's recommendations
Plot & Quotes
( )  plot for readers > 3rd grade
( )  plot for readers < 3rd grade
(X)  Maltin's Judgement
(X)  Maslin's hubba! hubba!
Fun Stuff
(X) unnecessary product placements
(X) goofs spelled backwards is sfoog
(X)  buy the soundtrack, NOW
(X)  subliminal messages
 kill your neighbors
(X) Drink a glass of V-8
Web sites with nude pictures of the cast
( )  connections to Mr. ED
(X)  get yer action figures here!
( )  $200 million over budget?
Stuff you already knew
Racist things Jesse Jackson sees in the film
The really racist stuff he missed
( ) How often has the release date been pushed back?
( )  filmed in Sucks-o-Vision
( )  totally dude.
(X)  what do they think we are?
(X)  Dumbasses?
( )  literature listings
( ) The Des Moines Register's Tiny News Blurb
 
 
 
 
 

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cover Ruined by
Bryan Singer 

Writing credits
Vincent Price
Trey Parker
Alan Alda
Ritchie Valens

IBM Scriptdoctor 2000


Genre: Action / Sci-Fi / Nerd / A Film Your Girlfriend Will Never Watch / A Film Your Secret Gay Lover Will

Tagline: Please Don't Pay To See Any Other Movie This Weekend

Plot Summary: 600,000 thirty-two year-old men who have never touched
a woman will turn this into a franchise film by watching it seven times, buying the t-shirts and soundtrack, and writing angry letters to Entertainment Weekly for giving it a C-.

User Rating: 9.9 (IMDB Rating #1, The Greatest Film Ever Made, Just Ahead of Sally Field's "Not Without My Uterus")

Production Notes/Status:
Status: Post-production (Next they install the fence!)
Last Updated: 23 seconds ago by a guy named "Tickle Me Hernandez"
Note: Since this project is categorized as being in production, it's likely it's now 100 million dollars over budget.
Cast overview:
Mr. Clean .... Professor Charles Francis Xavier/Professor X/Clean Floors
Max von Sydow .... Magneto/Man Stuck To Refridgerator
Famke Janssen .... Jean Grey (admit it, you dont' know how to say "Famke")
A. Baldwin .... Scott Summers/Cyclops/Fourth Member of TLC
Emmanuel Lewis .... Wolverine/Unshaven Homeless Man Who Believes He Has Claws
Cap'n Crunch .... Sabretooth/Homicidal Maniac/NFL MVP 1998
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos .... Rogue/Necessary "Hot" Woman that Forces Women Into Anorexia
Halle Berry .... Oreo Munroe/Storm/Token Black Cast Member
A. Nother Baldwin .... Bruce Willis' Hair
Bruce Davison .... Bruce Davidson Sr.
Ray Park .... Bruce, Just Bruce
Harry Knowles .... Bruce Villance
Dennis Hopper/Alan Rickman .... The Bad Guy
Bobcat Golthwait(I) .... Robert Downey Jr.
Big Bubba Frank .... Robert Downey Jr.'s Cellmate/New Agent/Caretaker/Murderer
 
 
 
 
 

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