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Call
Scripts!
(3/03/04)
What
to
say
when
the
SEC
rings
The
Rise
and
Fall
of
WorldCom
(3/03/04)
Illustrated
in
blistering
2-D
Needed: Naked Harvard Students
(3/01/04)
Pose for your new campus mag
Play the Oscars Drinking Game!
(2/27/04) No
Shirley Temples!
The True Passion
(2/27/04)
The Lost Ending Revealed!
Save the Nation From Gay Marriage
(2/25/04) Submit
to this test today.
ENRON Reborn!
(2/20/04)
Now Called
NORNE
Jack Stick Is Driven to Satisfy You
(2/19/04)
Reelect Jack Stick
A Nextel Tragedy
(2/18/04) Sparky
is dead, but Mom's only a chirp away!
The Real Dirt on John Kerry
(2/13/04) Read
it Here First!
MicroClinton
(2/12/04) The
Smallest Big Democrat.
Exposed Body Parts
(2/11/04) Overexposed.
Intruder at the White House
(2/10/04)
But the White House Security guards are on the job!
Pot for Sale
(2/9/04) Desperate
for pot? Here it is.
How the CIA Ruined My Life (2/6/04)
Lies! Damned Lies! and made
up stuff!
No Check Left Unsigned
(2/1/04) Except
your Unemployment check, slacker.
Don't Touch My Scotus
(1/29/04) It's
closed.
Michael Jackson's Ice Cream
(1/28/04) It
brings all the boys to the yard.
Mars needs Men
(1/27/04)
Lets put the lovin' back
into that planet.
How Would You Punish Saddam?
(1/20/04)
Put him back in the hole!
The Media Medea Returns!
(1/16/04)
Get enchanted by
her reviews
A Rose by Any Other Game
(1/15/04)
Famous sports heroes weigh in
on Rose's hose job
The Air Marshal
(1/14/04)
Making the skies
safe for groping.
Flash Saddam
(1/13/04)
The
great game that's fun for the whole White House
Movie Review: Big Fish
(1/12/04) Quite
a Catch
George W. Bush: What a great guy!
(1/12/04) The
Whitehouse Performance Review
Help! I married Britney Spears! (1/05/04)
OnStar to the rescue!
Law & Order: Baghdad (12/18/03)
The DA can't get no
relief!
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Assholes
(12/17/03)
A LostBrain Exclusive
If I only Had WMDs (12/15/03)
Brandon
Stahl's Holiday Wish
One Bad Ass COPier (12/11/03)
This photocopier has a
death wish
We Make Contact (12/10/03)
Aliens visit earth. Incredibly well-endowed aliens
Fly Ted Airlines
(12/09/03) If
I had my own airline...
What the hell is in this nog?
(12/08/03) The
mystery revealed (yeah, the subtitle works twice.)
What We Know About Britney's Breasts
(12/05/03) The
mystery revealed
Richard Gere's Ass Zoo
(12/04/03) The
Legendary Children's Tale for all ages
Be Careful at the ATM
(12/03/03) Who
knows what evil lurks in the heart of your PIN?
Middle Class Christmas Shopping
(12/02/03) When
you can't afford what you really want
Winter Woods Scented Holiday Candles
(12/01/03) Holiday
cheer that burns
The Car Dealer You Can Trust
(11/24/03) Honesty
is his middle name
The Fat Cat in the Hat
(11/21/03) How
The Cat Sold out
Stuart, Stuart & Banks
(11/20/03) The
investment firm that won't jizz on your money.
No
Joking Around at the Jacko Press Conference!
Tony Little and His Amazing Razor Wire
Box
(11/19/03) Your
path to wealth beyond your wildest dreams
Forget it, Santa
(11/18/03) What
I want, you can't get me
Richard Nixon on Wartime Riches
(11/17/03) A
special columist from hell
The Governator
(11/14/03) Programmed
to govern, kill John Conner
Welcome to the Crowe's Nest
(11/13/03) It's
high-seas adventure with the guy from down under
The MTV Cribs Sheet
(11/12/03) The
script celebs use when pimping their wares.
Astro-Photography is Hard
(11/11/03) But
I'm a damn good photographer
Reprehensible Behavior by the Moral Majority
(11/10/03) The
Bad boys of the ole' boy network
George W. Bush, Evil Genius
(11/9/03) With
no evil 'stache
The Reagans
(11/5/03) A
story only Showtime could tell
Eat Those Mallomars!
(11/4/03) On
Set With Steven Spielberg.
Didn't that Britney - Madonna Video Suck?
(11/3/03) Here's
how to make it better.
Will We Ever Leave Iraq?
(11/2/03)
Take Our Quiz and Find Out!
Toilet Humor Week, Day Five:
(10/31/03) Artie
Lang's Toilet costumes!
Toilet Humor Week, Day Four:
(10/30/03) Don't
fuck with Lee Iacocca's toilet
Toilet Humor Week, Day Three:
(10/29/03) J.
Lo.'s demands
Toilet Humor Week, Day Two:
(10/28/03) Two
toilets that will change your life
Toilet Humor Week, Day One:
(10/27/03) Ode
to My Commode
Socially Unacceptable Behavior
(10/24/03) It
feels so right
Please Move Back Downtown
(10/23/03) You
deserve a more urban life!
My IM with Sean
(10/22/03) I
was just online one night and he started writing...
Movie Preview: Radio
(10/21/03) Drink
and poop with him
Did Steve Bartman Change History?
(10/20/03) This
Lunatic Sports Columnist Wonders
Why Does God Hate The Cubs?
(10/17/03) You
know he does
So We Were Wrong About Game 7
(10/16/03) But
we're still dreaming of a Utopian future!
The Cubs Will Win Game 7
(10/15/03) And
if not, we'll look like morons
Uncomfortable Situations
(10/15/03) We're
not responsible for the sick crap you people write on this page
My Dinner With Gene Hackman
(10/14/03) He's
only a bit intense
Tired of the Same Old Columbus Day?
(10/10/03) Tips
fo a wicked pahty!
What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?
(10/10/03) Anyone
got two Cubs tickets?
The HULK Goes to a Cubs Game
(10/9/03) NO
PAY $5 FOR OLDSTYLE!
The Amazing Adventures of L'il Darren Baker!
(10/8/03) What
trouble will he find next?
What would you do to see the Cubs win?
(10/7/03) OldStyle
beer wants to know
How the Rush was Lost
(10/6/03) One
day you're talking football and the next your career is over
Everyone's a Critic
(10/3/03) The
wisdom of customer reviewers
Are You There, God? It's Me - Masturbating
(10/2/03) A
touching story
Is Chipper Jones Hitting On Your
Daughter?
(10/1/03) There's
only one solution
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