3.
To save the expense of flying Secretary of Defense William
Crystol to Russia for high-profile meetings with military
officials, the Pentagon now saves money by hiring Ernest
Borgnine to impersonate drunken russian military generals
(IDRMGs). These meetings often have the same results as encounters
with un-impersonated drunken russian military generals (UIDRMGs).
When Ernest Borgnine is unavailable, we hire Wilford Brimley.
Total Annual Savings = $120,000 in flight costs / $1.2 Million
in Vodka
