California Gov. Gray Davis is fighting this recall in the
court of public opinion, as well as in the courts. He wants
this ballot to be the one voters see when they hit the polls
in October:
Should
Gray Davis be recalled as Governor?
___ No!
___ Yes
You
sure about that?
__ Yes
__ No
Not too late to change your mind.
___ Yes
___ No
By no, do you mean yes?
___ No?
___ Yes?
Did you realize that
Gray Davis
____ Can grant you three wishes?
____ Even the loophole wish: an infinite amount of
wishes?
____ But can only grant wishes if you ignore this
silly recall?
Just
for the sake of argument, who should replace Gray
Davis as governor just in case this entire recall
thing goes through?
___ But I want Davis!
___ Cruz Bustamante
___ Savid Yarg
___ Let's humiliate ourselves and vote for Arnold
Schwarnegger
___ Let's really humiliate ourselves and vote for
Gary Coleman
___ A vote for Gray Davis will not humiliate California.
Maybe only slightly embarrass it
If Schwarnegger wins, who do you want to replace him
in a few months? ___ Gray Davis
___ Savid Yarg
Did
you realize that Schwarnegger ___ Is friends with Nazis?
___ Has smoked pot?
___ Has smoked pot with Nazis?
___ Could very well be a Nazi potsmoker?
___ Has a smaller penis than Gray Davis?
Do
you realize how much you're paying for this recall?
___ No
___ Yes
It's between $53 and $66 million. Keeping Davis in
office would have only cost you around $30 million.
Changed your mind yet?
___ No
___ Yes
You sure about that?
___ Yes
___ No
You all realize you're fucked if you vote in Schwarnegger,
right? ___ Yes