Insino Rodriguez seen in 1954 riding in a parade with Drew Carey's grandfather.

INS Secretly Deported

Though the House voted to "dismantle" the Immigration and Naturalization Service, sources inside Washington have confirmed the INS was actually deported. The INS, whose real name is Insino Rodriguez, slipped through the California/Mexican border in 1952 with a dream of opening the first Mexican fast food chain. When he found too much competition from fellow Mexicans, Rodriguez decided to start the INS to eliminate them. One source admitted: "The INS should have been DOA because it was all about OPP if you DIG."

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-Eric Butterman