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Who Said What?!
As we near Super Tuesday, we've had more than enough sound bytes from our illustrious
candidates. But here's some you might not have heard:
- "Hey, I meant 'gook' in a good way."
- "Yeah?! Well, how many NBA championships did you win, pussy?!"
- "I never said I invented the Internet. But, did you ever hear of a little
something called the Palm Pilot..."
- "No, for the last time, being a Reagan Republican doesn't mean I have
Alzheimer's... Oh, well, then what was your question?"
- "Hey, I meant 'faggots' in a good way."
- "Seriously, my dad really was President."
- "Did I mention I was imprisoned in Vietnam?"
- "You going to eat that?"
- "...and that's why I'm against literacy. C'mon, is it really so hard
to put your garbage in a trash can?!"
- "I picked but I never swallowed... Oh, you said 'pot?' I thought you
said 'snot.'"
- "She was young. She needed the money."
- "My opponent chooses to run negative ads because I won't. What kind of
shithead does crap like that?"
- "Clinton can't run for a third term, so you're just going to have to
pick one of us, dickface!"
Happy voting!
-Eric Butterman
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