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The Blackout Revisited
(9/3/03) LostBrain investigates, what really caused the blackout?

No One's Buying IT
(9/4/03) Here's how to save Segway

Bush Wants $87 Billion
(9/10/03) And he's willing to do whatever it takes to get it

Not Bin Laden
(9/15/03) Could it really be him in that tape?

Blackout
(8/19/03) The obligatory bad jokes.

Get Your Wishes Granted
(8/19/03) The ballot Gray Davis wants you to see

Who Upsets You More?
(8/20/03) Your neighbors or Bin Laden?

Porn Week, Day Five
(8/28/03) John Ashcroft finishes with a bang

The All New National I.D. Card
(7/8/03) An even trade: Your privacy for discounted merchandise!

Dead Sons, Dead Sons
(7/29/03) What's Iraq gonna do?

Getting to Know You
(6/17/03) Learn the names of the presidential candidates

The President's Photoshop
(5/8/03) What else about the most famous photo of the Bush presidency was staged?

The Life of Jayson Blair (5/19/03)
This story was never fact-checked

WMDs Reloaded (5/23/03)
Iraq has 'em, and we're gonna find 'em

The Pentagon News Herald
(4/2/03) If you're not getting your news from us, your life could be in danger--from us.

Try on a new pair of Genes
(4/15/03) Decoding the human genome, one press conference at a time

Anti-War Humor/ Pro-War Humor
LostBrain's newest investigative reporter, a five year old, asks the tough questions of the country's biggest hawk and dove

Dealing with disaster
Why the Colombia explosion was cause for anger

The WalMart Employee Newsletter
(2/17/03) Be happy helping us take over the world. Always.

Metaphor Theater Presents
(2/27/03) How to get into the U.N.'s pants

News in the Time of Terror and Sweeps
(2/25/03) The world is coming to an end, plus Weatherman Dan has your forecast

What could be onboard Iraq's
secret cargo ships?
(2/20/03) We're pretty sure we're right on this.

Dick's Split
The V.P.'s One-Man Crusade to Set Iraq Up The Bomb
By Travis Daub

Dealing with disaster
Why the Colombia explosion was cause for anger

Dear President Bush,
I'll Let You See My Nukes
Saddam's letter that may have prevented war

What is Dick Hiding?
Do you really want to know?
By Ted Allen

How to Sneak Anything Onto An Airplane
But You Still Don't Get Extra Peanuts

The Military's Killer Stand-up
Because failure is funny!

Our National Identity Crisis
Ashcroft: "I.D. SMARTCards For All! Muu-haw-haw-haw-haw!!!"

Peace Be With Them
LostBrain mediates peace between Israel and Palestine, gets free hat

Arafat's Mea Culpa
Yasser: "I should have paid those parking tickets years ago."

Shedding Light on the Shadow Government
Patrick Ogle Ferrets Out the Mole Men

The Dog who knew too much
Buddy Dies, Willie Aames Named New Clinton Dog

The Pentagon News Herald
Finally, A News Service for the Evil-Doers

Fox News Channel's Nuclear Weapon
Geraldo Rivera's Roid Raged Reports From The Front

War-Torn Afghanistan:
The brutality of a war with no McDonalds in sight

Graph:
American's Hysterically Patriotic Since 9/11

LOST REPORT
Privacy Is Dead! Long Live Privacy!

Gary Condit:
He likey likey the Connie Chung.

MICROSOFT Stock is bouncy!
Bill Gates Tries On Wonderbra

No, Daddy, It's My Turn!
George Bush Sr. Running for President. Again

 

 

What Can we Get for That $87 Billion?
(9/11/03) We pulled out the calculator

Coming in a Little Short
(7/16/03) Both the budget, and Scott McClellan

State of Emergency
How the downturn is affecting your state government (6/02/03)

Celebrate the Liberation of Iraq
(4/9/03) Hear that? Iraq, Liberated. You believe us, right?

What's the Frequency Saddam?
(3/07/03) What Saddam really said in his interview with Danny Rather

So now what do we call French Canadians?
(3/26/03) Congress takes on the French

Shine On, Appalachia!
How moonshine promises to save West Virginia
By Alix Light

Learn To Make Your Own Hooch
Ok, not really, but it is funny

You Probably Have West Nile
And Brandon Stahl feels no pity for you

News You Can Gnus
Everything that's Gnus-worthy
By Mark Grinberg

Every Vote Counted
We could learn something from Saddam's campaign strategy
By Eric Butterman

How to Spot the Terrorists Among us
A handy guide provided by John Ashcroft
By Ted Allen

Does Iraq Love You?
Take our quiz!

This Just Germinating...
A list of things Germany should be sorry for
By Kathy Casey

U.N. Weapons Inspector
Scott Ritter Thinks He's a Comedian

Just don't let him show you his stockpile
By Shari Waxman

Corporate Fantasy Island
Store Your Cash Beyond your Banks, in Our Banks

The WorldCom Call Scripts
How To Avoid the SEC When You're C-A-U-G-H-T

They Lost Another 3.3 Billion
The Rise and fall of WorldCom
By Travis Daub

Read The WorldCom
Message Boards of Despair

Brought to You Live From Hell

Page Six and One Half
By A.J. Daulerio

Government Knew That Episode II
Was Gonna Blow
What Else They Knew and When they Knewed It
By Cheryl Solimini

The Bill of Re-Rights
A corporate sponsor in every pot
By Travis Daub

Please don't pet or feed the Capitalists
You pig

Neutral No More!
Swiss Miss preparing to arm herself

Fascist Pepe Le Pieu Causes Stink
Upsets Toon Pals and French Incumbent
By Eric Butterman

INS Sent Back to Mexico
His Visa Expired

Gary Condit
He likey likey the Connie Chung.

Chandra's Been Found:
Not Like You Care

Harry Potter's Powerful Box Office Will Attack

Disney, Off Ice
Walt Disney, recently thawed by LostBrain, decided to give us his first interview since we, well, thawed him and all.

 

Special Report:
Liver Cancer Leads to Drinking

Revenge of the ugly
Elephant Man Buys Jacko's Soul

Christopher Reeve Loses Control of His Nuveen Body
by Brandon Stahl

Presidential Candidates' Byte, My Ass!
What You Didn't Hear During the Early Primaries

We got our gubby mits on a slew of top-secret campaign commericals. Listen and you can be the first one to find out who's a Communist!


Ever been locked in a small, dark, room with Jessie Ventura and an issue of Playboy? Oh, we mean reporter from Playboy!

Read all about it right here

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