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Billy? You there?

*Blrrp*

Yes mom?

*Blrrp*

I don't know how to tell you this...

*Blrrp*

What is it mom?

*Blrrp*

Your dog just got ran over by a car.

*Blrrp*

Oh god no! Not Sparky!

*Blrrp*

I know, I'm so sorry.

*Blrrp*

Is he dread?

*Blrrp*

What did you ask?

*Blrrp*

I asked if he was dead.

*Blrrp*

Oh, I thought you said dread. And I was thinking, "huh?"

*Blrrp*

Well, is he?

*Blrrp*

What? Oh, oh yes, he is!

*Blrrp*

No!

*Blrrp*

Now, now, there, there. It'll be okay

*Blrrp*

What happened?

*Blrrp*

He got off his leash and ran out into the street again

*Blrrp*

NO!

*Blrrp*

Son, I know this hurts, but we'll get you another dog soon, okay!

*Blrrp*

But I don't want another dog! I want Sparky!

*Blrrp*

Now, now, son. It'll be okay.

*Blrrp*

Srob!

*Blrrp*

What was that?

*Blrrp*

I said, "SOB!"

*Blrrp*

Oh, because i thought I you said, "Srob" and I wasn't sure what that meant.

*Blrrp*

Mom?

*Blrrp*

Yes Billy?

*Blrrp*

Is there a doggy heaven?

*Blrrp*

I hope so, Billy.

*Blrrp*

Do you think Sparky is there?

*Blrrp*

I'm sure he is, Billy.

*Blrrp*

I wish I could see him one more time.

*Blrrp*

Well you can. He's just out in the garage.

*Blrrp*

What? I thought you two were across town.

*Blrrp*

No, no, we got back an hour ago.

*Blrrp*

So, so you've been right down the hall from me this entire time?

*Blrrp*

Yes.

*Blrrp*

And you couldn't just walk up and get me?