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Preying on your customers
(2/18/03) New marketing techniques that leave you bruised and battered

Everyone's a critic
(2/11/03) But the customer reviewers of Amazon.com are animals

An Election Post-Mortem
We sure hope you voted "NO" on Proposition X
By Travis Daub

Gamer-web, I Love You
Ed Vincent takes us way beyond
anywhere we really wanted to go.

Stop Farking With Us
Where's the Love?
by Brandon Stahl

Take a Pop-Clone Quiz
By Lynn Harris

SPAM: Two Guys Fight Back
Do I Know You?
By Paul Dailing
Feeling Touchy Feely
By Chris Enstrom

Dear Ann Landers, You Dolt
Landers answers, you laugh
By Brandon Stahl

by Brandon Stahl

Hang On to Your Pants!
Michael Jordan Wants to See Your Underwear

Dear Ann Landers, You Dolt
Landers answers, you laugh
By Brandon Stahl

Turning Welfare Moms into Prostitutes
A column by Patrick Ogle

LostBrain Values Your Privates

Tina Brownnosing

Dr. Happyweed -- or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Covet the Bong

Will Lighting Myself On Fire Get the Attention I So Badly Crave?

That Bastard Ruined It For Everybody. Brandon's Thoughts On the First "Millionare" Winner


by Carrie St. Jaques: Motivational Speaker

My Mart, Your Mart, K-Mart. The Column Debut of Carrie St. Jacques, Motivational Speaker.

Who Will Be the Face of the Revolution?
I will! I will—for a cut of the profits!
By Travis Daub

Thank You, Miss America!
Nudity has no place in this country
By Lynn Harris

If I Had My Own Oil Company, I Would...
Create an ad campaign that insults the public's intelligence?
By Travis Daub

CNN the Flava-ful
Jiggy is being gotten in the headlines on CNN HLN
By Matt Schneiderman

Are Women Too Complicated For You?
Yes, They Are.
by Stephanie Austin

LostBrain's Privacy Policy Sucks
At Least It Did 'Till we Got this Irate Letter

Could This Be the End for a
Videogame Legend?

Ed Vincent Fights for E. Honda

by Eric Butterman

Dame Judi Cinch:
Why Judi Dench Looks Like Helen Hunt These Days

Onion and Modern Humorist Suck! LostBrain Sucks Less!

Smoking Causes Cancer!

Serious Shit - Eric Butterman's First Attempt at Really Saying Something. Please Forgive Him.

I Am Against Drug Testing, But I Am For Pissing into Office Cups. Introducing Eric Butterman's Manifesto


LostBrain's Love Columnist: Jenny Graten

LostBrain's Love Columnist, 14 Year Old Jenny Graten: Leo, Incest and Sissy Boyfriends Who Cry During Toy Story 2!

Oh My God, I saw my brother Billy's weiner" and other news from love columnist Jenny. by Jenny



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