Forgive Kobe, for the sake of the team!

Kobe's Accuser Is a Crappy Basketball Fan

LostBrain has been thinking long and hard about the Kobe case, especially about whether to use the term "long and hard" considering the immaturity of this cold, cold world. Here's what we've come up with if the victim is telling the truth: had she been more of a basketball fan this court case would never have happened. She wouldn't have said anything because she would have a firm grasp of "taking one for the team."

She would have heeded the sage Bobby Knight's advice to "relax and enjoy it." She would have remembered that the NBA has had a rough year and that now more than ever is the time for understanding of forced entry. If David Stern has said this once, he's said it a thousand times.

Now here's what we've come up with if she's lying:
B.I.T.C.H. This is our acronym of choice.

B stands for Bitch.
I stands for Ill-advised bitch.
T stands for Terrible Bitch.
C stands for Capital Bitch. And
H stands for How-You-Gonna-Play-A-Kobe Bitch.

Either way, it's clear this woman has no respect for endorsements. Sure, some will argue that if she's telling the truth she's shown amazing courage for coming forward when she had to know the kind of scrutiny she'd be under (see the acronym "B.I.T.C.H." for more details). But we can easily counter that with the importance of the Lakers getting back on the championship track. I mean it's not as if Kobe didn't buy his wife a really nice ring. I mean, it's really nice. In closing, if a eunich can dunk then sign him up!

 

- A. BB Fan