An Election Post-Mortem

Disappointed with the turnout at your local polls? Here's a sure way to get the voters out in your presinct. Just add "Proposition X" to the ballot next year and hang a few of these posters around your community. Nothing motivates the vox populi like the threat of constituent-cleansing!

Plus, when the election is over, you get the added bonus of weeding out the slackers who don't vote! This propostion really adds new meaning to the term "exit polling." Yes, I could go on all day.

"Vote NO to Proposition X"

- Travis Daub

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