War is Bogus (Yet another effort by LB to trivialize serious pain and suffering)

As long as we're embroiled in "Operation Iraqi Freedom", non-enlisted Americans will have to make quite a few serious sacrifices in their day-to-day lives. Here are some of the peace-time creature comforts we're giving up:

• Reliable Tivo settings thanks to last-minute Presidential press conferences.
  No hour-long Friends this week.
  
  
• Expectation that one day Osama bin Laden will be caught and punished
  
  
• Daily watercooler conversation about Seinfeld re-run viewed the previous night
  
  
• Spare Depleted Uranium donated to neighborhood Uranium drives
  
  
• Bottom 2" of tv screen given up to constant scrolling news ticker which reports the same exact thing as the guy on screen. Oh wait, that's not new.
  
  
• One pair of underwear every time a car horn blows
  
  
• Any expectation of living past the age of 27
  
  
• Regret over realization that money towards college, and a couple weekends a month might not have been such a great idea after all

- Travis Daub