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EXCLUSIVE: *MUST CREDIT DRUDGE REPORT*
CRITICS CHARGE: KERRY OUTSOURCED
BLOW JOBS TO AFRICA
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You may already
be married to a Homosexual and not even know it...(DEVELOPING)
AL GORE RAMPAGES,
KILLS THREE, LAST SEEN HIDING OUT IN WESTERN TENNESSEE
John Edwards attends 5 year college reunion!!
SUBPOENAS ISSUED TO EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN! "Where
were you last Friday night?" Asks Ashcroft
U.S. Constitution transferred to enormous etch-a-sketch
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NEWSWEEK, TIME, WASHINGTON POST,
NEW YORK SUN, JENNIFER 8 LEE, THERESA HEINZ KERRY--ALL
PHOTOGRAPHED IN HOT TUB TOGETHER -- SMOKING POT!!
BLOGGER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS
IN FRONT OF COMPUTER.
Intelligence Report: Dean may have
acquired nukes from Iran
Bush Sr. Finds Cigarettes Hidden
in W's Sock Drawer
Cheney's Undisclosed Location
reported to be a total pigsty. "Why can't the
guy clean up after himself?" asks Rice. |
WONKETTE SITS AT KEYBOARD
FOR 14 HOURS STRAIGHT. REPORTS SORE RUMPETTE
WESLEY CLARK RETRACTING
HIS ENTIRE CAMPAIGN "I never ran for president.
They misquoted me. The press got it wrong."
Mars Rover Spirit "Might
have Avian Flu...We're Working On It" Says NASA
Knotmag.com
Blacktable.com
Flakmag.com
Foreignpolicy.com
Wonkette.com
LostBrain.com
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-By Travis Daub
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